
DICK TURNER
Born, and currently living.
Founder of IDEAISM (not Idealism) and inventor of its physical manifestation, The Smile Machine.
Member of the Arthur Craven Society. Member and Secretary (Rumored) of the Exclusionist League.
Member (Lifetime) of the Association of Free Practitioners of Aleatoric Activities.
Author of New Math (Stories and poems, Apathy Press Poets, publisher), Selected Poems (Apathy
Press Poets, publisher), Baltimorology (Editor and contributor, Apathy Press Poets, publisher), Fisher
Random and Associated Essays (Apathy Press Poets, publisher), Opt Out (Philosophical Essay, A Good
Book, publisher), Heretical Thoughts on the New Normal (Philosophical Essay, A Good Book,
publisher), Unconscious Suffocation : A Personal Journey Through the Pandemic Panic (contributor).
Regular contributor to SpliceToday, an online cultural journal.
Composer, writer, filmmaker, visual artist, performer.
Likes : Constructive confusion.
Dislikes : Non-constructive confusion.
Dick Turner reads “The Smell” from New Math :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8wvQ9ILXR4&ab_channel=DickTurner
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