David Sirois will lead the faithful down from the mountain of Moonmartre and across the river… to the friendliest and possibly cheapest bar in Paris – the Bistrot des Artistes, 6 rue des Anglais, 75005. Same time and format as up in Montmartre, but now in the cellar of the Bistrot des Artistes.

Metro St Michel (line 4) or Maubert-Mutualité (line 10)