Open Secret! Wednesdays (2nite!) @ Le Bistrot des Artistes, 6 rue des Anglais in Paris’ “Amor vincit omnia” quarter. At 8:30pm, open mic sign-up lights up like a Roman candle, & at 9pm, art explodes! Métro Maubert-Mutualité (line 10) or Saint-Michel (line 4). Innovations in writing, song, comedy, performance art, theater, & dancing queenery! Join the celebration!

Tonight’s theme is “Calling all troubadours!” (But yes, any & all performers are welcome). What the heck does this Leo clown mean by this shout-out to music types? Lemme take a moment to ask him…OK? OK. Is music the universal language? (Or am I confusing that with math, or with wildly gesticulating with your hands?) Is it older than cave art? Dunno. Maybe drumming is. But music certainly uplifts us, non? Come have some fun!