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August cooks up a storm
And then began the whole mad swirl of poets and words, guitars and accordions and all of what was left in Paris of my mad poet friends, who sweltered in a cellar beneath the Lizard Lounge to spin tales and verse-thoughts and punchlines and songs, enough to well up around us like a drowned sea of sound. Stefanos asked to meet my mother and sang me a waltz (Thanks!) while Leah and Nila and Erica nailed down various shades of just what is hollow and wrong about tacky suburban boxes. Conor was Raven-ous (how the hell does he remember all those words?) and lent a hand as Alexa revenged herself on the Lawn and remembered Getting It in Mexico. Neil’s beautiful bottle-green jacket was as elegant as his poetry was understated and true, Bex bit us with laughter and Pearlie shone, while anonymous lost 18th century wisdom from a toilet wall illuminated the night. And a good bit more besides.
When I left, Conor had grabbed the guitar and was singing with a mad gleam in his eye.
Pics will follow.
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A New Suit by Neil Uzzell
Last week I bought a new suit.
I’ve only worn it once,
but I think if I put it on
It could start wearing me.
So it hangs there,
in the closet.
gathering dust.
Before I bought it,
I stood there in the dressing room mirror,
staring at the young man
my grandmother admires
on the Sabbath Day.
Sure it looks nice,
it fits perfectly.
and I’ve always wanted a suit.
Black, with white stripes,
a skinny black tie.
And,
the saleswoman
thought it looked good.
She even made a point
of coming in the dressing room
and showing me how well it fit at the inseam.
But now,
it’s Sunday morning around ten o’clock.
I can already hear the alarmclock
homogenizing my dreams.
And I feel the new neck tie
cutting off my circulation.
Worst, I can see the porcelain smile
I’ll be wearing tomorrow at 7:30.
Last week, my friend said,
“Man, you’ve got to quit that shit!”
And to that I responded,
“I have to pay the rent.”
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Breaking for the summer
Last Spoken Word… jusqu’à la rentrée.
Thanks all who came – a cracking night. Maybe Conor’s last one too as he’s off to Korea. Who will forget his audience-participation rendition of Poe’s The Raven? Poetry in 5 languages last night which must be some kind of record. Good to see a lot of the regulars and some new and old irregular faces too. Running these things is like having a party with loads of your good friends and I’ll miss it in August.
Farewell to Norma and Denis too who’re moving to Boston.
If only more of you would follow Nila’s example and get tied down here to a French guy or girl.
For those who aren’t leaving Paris, we’ll be back some time in September.
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Bitter Valentine by David Barnes
Last year I sent you flowers
But this year – none of that crap
This year I sent you
A Venus Fly Trap
You gave me your heart
Now you’re asking for it back
Well I’ve cut it into pieces
And I’ve fed it to my cat
I used to send you roses
Now the only rose you’ll get
Is a red rose dyed in hamster blood
With a message from the vet
Oh my bloody Valentine
I’ll send you chocolates in a box
Chocolates laced with laxatives
And small bits of my socks
I’ll sign the note “Anonymous”
So that you won’t suspect
You’ll just eat them all up greedily
And then they’ll take effect
And if I hear you’re suffering
I shall pray that you get worse
For this is not a love letter
It’s a Valentine’s Day curse
And if I seem a little heartless
Then you’ve correctly understood
This is the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre
I don’t wish you any good
This letter that I’m writing
Is written in poison pen
The love I had for you is dead
And it will not live again
It will not rise like Dracula
Nor hideously laugh
For this is not a love poem
It’s an ep-i-taph
4th July
A cracking night, thanks all who came for making it that. Over two hours of continuous poetry and song, broadcast by phone to Norma in the Alps – we should put one of these nights out as a podcast. Naomi’s last night since she’s off to England to get rich. To give you just an idea of some of what was read: American greats included Whitman, e.e.cummings, William Carlos Williams and Ginsberg. Alexa had rerservations about America, but not about kissing. Neil spun out a story the way only he can. I did my fastest ever poem. Erica was all paper hearts for Jack & Jill. Stephanos loaded his dice and revealed he knew that everybody knows.
Sadly missed: Conor & Gideon.
For those still around there’ll be another Spoken Word at the Lizard Lounge in July before we break for summer.
Photos: Naomi Wood, Neil Uzzell, Colin Joseph Wolfgang Mahar, me.
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6th June at L’Ogre
So. The Spear Danes in days gone by and the kings that ruled them had courage and greatness. The Ogre, that mead hall held in high esteem, a fine house wherein to hear the tale of Grendel told on Woden’s day.
But aside from a fragment of Seamus Heaney’s translation of Beowulf, the oldest surviving English poem, what did we have? Forty plus people at the bottom of the stairs, stories, poetry and song. Neil and Alexa’s stuff I really liked, Alexa’s Cinderella and the big bad wolf is posted below somewhere. A fair number of dirty limericks, such as:
There once was a man from Kanass
Whose bollocks were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he’d clack them together
and lightning shot out of his ass
(Conor)
There was a young girl from Hanoi
Much hornier than any boy
She went to the florist
and met a sex tourist
whose butt she explored with a toy
Erica, Alexandra and Stephanos broke into song & music depsite Erica’s cold.
Stephanos had us passing the mic around and improvising verse to a song about Georgie Boy, who I think came to a bad end. And a good time was had by all.
If you’ve not seen it check out this clip from a film about George Whitman & Shakespeare & Co.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hLk11K9OPI
Full film:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5574284408427118756
Photos from the night follow.
Cheers, all.
David
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