Report from August 27

“Paris is a fine place to be quite young in and it is a necessary part of a man’s education. We all loved it once and we lie if we say we didn’t. But she is like a mistress who does not grow old and she has other lovers now. She was old to start with but we did not know it then. We thought she was just older than we were, and that was attractive then. So when we did not love her anymore we held it against her. But that was wrong because she is always the same age, and she always has new lovers.”

“This is Good!”

“It’s Hemingway. It’s not me!”

Chris Newens leaving Paris with Grandpa Hemingway’s tips inside his pocket.

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And also

Lizzie, Ian and Charles Bukowsky and Ryan Gasling, David, unimaginary friends and Borges, Bryton and McCarthy, Becca and a new way to kiss, Naf plus B, Alberto at The Burning Man. Dareka in French, English, Japanese, Spanish, Icelandic, Uncle Joe & Harvey Pluto & Gloria Gaynor, Pat Cash at Pere Lachaise, Magda and Andrea Gibson, Helen O’Keefe and The Angry Lutemaker, Nick, Chris Newens, Paris and Muses. Ben, Evan and Federico Garcia Lorca, Moe, Ben II and The Black Sheep, Uncle Joe and opium suppositories, Shakespeare and Company’s Novella Competition, Georgina Emerson and Roland Barthes. Spoken Word Paris is back for a new raging season. Every single Monday. C’est La Rentrée!

Alberto

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Report from 6th August

I opened with Oriah Mountain Dreamer’s The Invitation:

It doesn’t interest me
what you do for a living.
I want to know
what you ache for
and if you dare to dream
of meeting your heart’s longing.

It doesn’t interest me
how old you are.
I want to know
if you will risk
looking like a fool
for love
for your dream
for the adventure of being alive…

and I followed it with my own Butterfly Effect.
Some extracts I noted down from the rest of the night:
Magda was foreign to a fault. Dareka was a bit itchy though. When the sky unhinges, who will extract the cancers from our lips? asked Eugenia. Helen did something with snails but was never feckless. John produced 2 peacocks in heat. Bibi took a sledgehammer to her own head, because in love. Kate conjured a strange harvest of living flesh as Medea. There was more – Moe, Yaz and Richard and Jason and James. But you can tell it to my unconscious.

And if you haven’t seen it, check out Yann Rousselot’s poem and video here.

Cheers all.
See you in September – next SpokenWord is 20th August but Alberto will be under the hat and I’ll be on holiday in the sweltering heat of England.
David

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Call for Submissions: issue.ZERO – Winter 2012-2013

issue.ZERO is an upstart literary magazine created from the anglo writing scene in Paris. It is a platform for poetry, satire, flash fiction, novel excerpts and short stories. Our four-person editorial staff is eclectic, to say the least, so our tastes run wide and deep.
For your best chance at being pulled from the pile and printed on our pages, choose examples of your work that are sharp, tight, as strong as whisky, darkly visionary, caustically witty, perhaps even tormented to the point of being tormenting. Contributions from writers who have actively participated at SpokenWord Paris events will be favored although we welcome submissions from far and wide.
issue.ZERO receives no external funding and so we are unable to pay selected authors except by way of a contributor’s copy and an invitation to read at the Paris launch.

DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: September 30th, 2012

Guidelines

  • Submit up to three unpublished poems up to 40 lines each
  • Flash fiction, short stories, novel excerpts, and serialized stories up to 3,000 words
  • Please include a 50 word bio with all submissions
  • Send all submissions in a SINGLE .DOC or .RTF document to themag.paris AT gmail DOT com
  • Simultaneous submissions fine as long as you tell us a.s.a.p. if your work is accepted elsewhere.
  • issue.ZERO is currently only available as a printed magazine, not online.

Editor-in-chief
David Barnes – Founder and host of SpokenWord Paris and The Other Writers’ Group, author and poet, David is currently writing his dissertation for his Masters in Gestalt psychotherapy.

Editorial staff
Suzanne Allen – Teacher, event coordinator, and Pushcart Prize nominee, Suzanne holds an MFA in Poetry, and her chapbook Verisimilitude is available at CorruptPress.net  She also creates videos — many from Spoken Word Paris — archived at “Vlogosphy” on You Tube.
Jason Francis Mc Gimsey – Translator, writer and organizer, Jason is the webmaster and coordinator for SpokenWord Paris projects and events. A selection of his stories and translations can be read at http://tragicoptimist.com.
Kate Noakes – British poet and member of the Welsh Academi, Kate’s most recent publications include Cape Town, Eyewear Publishing (2012) and The Wall Menders, Two Rivers Press (2009). She blogs at http://www.boomslangpoetry.blogspot.com.

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Spoken Word Paris Live. July 23. 2012.

Report by AlbertoIzz been a great season of Spoken Word, if you want come and see some of the best moments and the great faces we had, you’re welcome at Marie De Lutz’s Vernissage.

But faces and poems keep on rolling twice a month all along the summer downstairs au Chat Noir. Evan’s opening: “Listen, we are Music”, Daniel-Ryan Spaulding a canadian gay boy learning to hate poor pineapples in French. If you want a preview of his Edimburgh’s show click here. Kate on the famous Kimberly 56 stars. You can still support her kimberlizing yourself right now, on line, with the Kimberlizer.  Chayma Boda and Mona Assayag, Guitar and Cello, Maya Papa: “Poets have a great tradition of  taxidermy.” Helen telling the story of Myra who cooks cakes with salmonella (for some reason). Our Featured Poet: the Palestinian-American poet Hala Alyan, author of ‘Atrium’, by Three Rooms Press:

“You ruin everything. I cannot wear

lipstick

without seeing cupped palms gathering blood from

wounds

like rain. Broken are the cuticle scraps of your

breakfast,

Mediterranean witch. Baby, save your thunder.”

Patrick Cash opening part II, Yann: “I’m writing a blog that will never end called the ultra-bible and it will be written in capital letters”. Alexandre aka The Dream Sailor jumping on benches (while playing the guitar, I mean), Luke reading some very old poems, written three years ago, Asha: “Only the rain is true to itself, falling”. Alberto found one line by Garcia Lorca in a street of prostitutes: “Estrellas no tienen novio / Stars have no boyfriend”. Georgina treating us like clever kids, telling us a fable. And Lucy Gelman, after one great season of poetry at Spoken Word Paris, is going back home “flying out from the bed”. Madga I don’t care what the Bible says, this was a very controversial poem on how to cook pasta, (I beg to differ) Emily’s childhood in Ghana, Talal don’t want to be eclipsed by his sister (Hala), Amelia (She’s leaving too/ we’ll miss you girls), James Jewell for the broke bohemian artists, we are! His bearded face hanging from the Poster:

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Report from 25.06.2012

Report by Alberto.

Sorry for this Report posted late. As you may know Italy lost the Football Euro Cup, the blogger here collapsed four times and needed time to recover. Also as you may know Spoken Word Paris is now twice a month for the whole summer. Flashback: Jane, Doctor Who, Jason: “C’mon it’s just sex.” “Gimme the details!”, yes, give us the details, Sonny Shula, Frank Sinatra, Kate Noakes, Inuits’ Tattoos and our featured poet Griffin Payne, one of the heroes of our 2011/2012 season, performing his greatest hits like the famous: “Put your shoes on, girl.” (something like that?). Wayne “You better get a raincoat, motherXXXXer”, Tania&Amel, Chris&Benjamin in Cowsanova:

Murderrrr, Antonia Klimenko, David and ontological anarchism “Amour Fou is not a social democracy”. Magda on dopamine, Helen Cusack O’Keefe, “Agglomerat des reveurs”, Pablo: “A great stillness will take over”, Lucy, Beatrice, Nicole: “Instant French is better than instant coffee”. Georgina into the wild. Helen’s French Impro, Betty & Thomas closing the night with a gun-song on Camille Pickens’ lyrics. Bang. Bang. Bisoux.

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Paris novella writing competition

The Paris Literary Prize is an international novella competition for unpublished writers. Any topic is welcome.

Shakespeare and Company has a long-standing tradition of opening its doors to aspiring writers and in keeping with that philosophy, the 10,000€ Paris Literary Prize is open to writers from around the world who have not yet published a book.

We have long been admirers of the novella, a genre which includes such classics as The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, L’Étranger and The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie. The Paris Literary Prize celebrates this small but perfectly formed genre while giving a unique opportunity to writers whose voices have not yet been heard.

Awards

There are three Paris Literary Prize awards:

The Paris Literary Prize award: 10,000 Euros
Two Paris Literary Prize Runner-up awards: 2,000 Euros each
All three winners will be invited to a weekend stay in Paris to attend the
Prize ceremony and read from their work at a special event at
Shakespeare and Company.

Last year, the winner of the Paris Literary Prize was Rosa Rankin-Gee for The Last Kings of Sark ; the two runners-up were Adam Biles for Grey Cats, and Agustin Maes for Newborn.

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SUMMER DATES

SpokenWord is every 2 weeks in July and August
Monday 9th & 23rd July and 6th & 20th August

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Report from June 18th

Report by David. Photos by Marie de Lutz. Summer dates for SpokenWord: Mondays 25th June, 9th and 23rd July, 6th and 20th August.

Jason knew an anxious joy on the threshold with the horde of hopeful dreamers. Another world is possible. Kate apparently died in 1871. Crocodiles can’t roll cigs. The taste of toasted almonds. Amelia’s light freckles lurking. Madeleine, how swiftly you’ll get nowhere. Can we time the perfect breath?

Fucking spiders everywhere!!!!!! Pablo evoked groans of disgust from the room. If I told you the truth with a French accent, would you believe me?

 Sonnet for young American poets (Patrick Kilmartin)

Young poets step up but hone your versed craft,
for words worthy of greats, not late night rough drafts.
These journal entries that feel ways about stuff
but forget about form while spilling their guts.
Such undisciplined art cannot long be sustained
by spectators ignored and un-entertained,
thus unbridled indulgence and strained sentiment
evoke nothing when heard but listener contempt.

Writing must struggle, to be fresh, to be lauded,
not used as excuse for a gap year abroad…
But by all means write, pursue truth unafraid,
just recall what Yeats said on learning your trade.

Some concision, tautness and structure please,
‘cause no-one but you likes poems lacking these.

Caroline talked back in tongues. Thinks about white spaces. Pat and Patrick featured in The Lutemaker, Part 3 aka If you’re feckless, go to the feck shop. Michele set the world on fire. Athar saw ribbons on the trees… pieces of him we sort and tag but never see again. Danielle abridged the Kugelmass Episode by Woody Allen. Pat, you are the oh-so-bittersweetness of the lime in my mojito.

Alberto dazzled through my irises. A young senior citizen. What to do with my useless self? Murder brought le coeur qui parle… sounds like an Agatha Christie title! Tous marche à l’inverse… Richard drank the Liffey dry. Evan appeared with a hoard of cats, and pyromaniacs. Chris is saving the world in a 6th floor apartment, asking for a post-postmodernism…

To close – Patrick Kilmartin’s rewrite of Yeats that prefaced his Sonnet for young American poets:

“Bourgeois brat Yanks please learn your trade,
don’t recite that which is not well made.
Scorned be this new wave, a growing malaise
that write raw rambling thoughts yet expect all our praise.
Children of Emerson have you forgotten
the traditions you’re part of, the shadows you trod on?”
 

-W.B. Yeats (excerpt from alternate version of Under Ben Bulben, Part V)

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Spoken Word June 11 2012

Report by Alberto.

Round I
Patrick Cash, Pierre P-Air Purdy, Anass, Lucy Gelman, Kate Noakes, and our featured poet the Dada Jazz Surrealist Maestro Valery Oisteanu:

From the poem “Doctorine” by P-Air Purdy:
“they can’t see Phd but
come to lick blood from
fresh idea

when the meats gone they nip
at fingers
the hand go in pulsing shards”

Peace, love and taco grease.

Round II
Magda, Patrick, Benjamin, Helen, Pablo about Bisexuality: “Pick a fuckin team!”
Andrea, Caroline and our featured dancer Lore. More Lore? Here.
Well, we didn’t have a tree at the Chat Noir.

Round III
Ewan translating Garcia Lorca. Tino. Hiroko Kouno. Kelly. Patrick. James and Dena. Rollin’ on.
Further reading:
Helen O’Keefe from The Angry Lutemaker:

Bartolommeo – My first night at Grimaldi, the DINA agents gave me the bienvenida. You arrive, blindfolded, then ten, fifteen of them, they beat you in silence.  They broke both my arms, but I was one of the few whose family could afford to pay for them to be re-broken and reset.
He stretches out his arms wide, in the pose of the monolithic christ of Rio de Janeiro.
Bartolommeo – See look how straight my arms are!
Y – Like a hammering hero in an old Soviet monument.  No man with biceps like that could be a capitalist parasite.
Bartolommeo – I wish I could take out my brain, to show you how well it too has mended.  My parents sent me to a bourgeois Freud doctor, was interesting, but I told them I’d do better with my art.   In Grimaldi, I acted in my head, for example, in isolation, I improved all Tony Curtis’s roles.  I would be sitting in ripe shit but really I was laughing on a yacht with Marilyn Monroe. No, I cannot take out my brain, but I can tell you about the roses.   I was in a cell with a window for a while, outside was this old rose garden,  planted from before.  DINA agents took the women and raped them there, even they trained a dog to rape.  The screams of the women and the barks of the raping dog would mix with the smell of roses.  I could not stand to look out at them, their smell was sad to me.

Then Anne said I must try to enjoy roses again, and so now I have my roses made of silk. Look!

See you next Monday!

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Paris Writers' Workshop Lecture Series from June 25 – 29th

PARIS WRITERS WORKSHOP – Afternoon Lecture Series

June 25 – 29, 2012

Open to the public [but not free! – SpokenWord editor] the lecture series covers many aspects of writing and publishing. Registration is required and space is limited.

Tools of the Trade (PWU256)
Monday, June 25
2:00 PM – 3:30 PM
Fee : 15€
Panelists: Samantha Chang, Kate McMullan, Kathleen Spivack, Christopher Tilghman
This panel is designed to share the talent and experience of our expert Writers-in-Residence with the entire PWW community. PWW attendees work intensively with just one of our accomplished faculty members, but these well-seasoned writers/teachers all have valuable information that should be available to all workshop attendees. Join us for what promises to be the ultimate lesson in “Tools of the Trade.”
http://www.wice-paris.org/Default.aspx?pageId=968631&eventId=450935&EventViewMode=EventDetails

How To Structure A Good Story: Beginnings, Middles, and Endings (PWU257)
Monday, June 25
3:45 PM – 5:00 PM
Fee : 15€
Panelist: Jami Bernard
This workshop, sometimes called SOS or secrets of structure, will review the basics of good story structure. Does your plot need help? Do you need to review the basic elements of structure. How will you craft a compelling beginning, middle, and end? In SOS, you’ll learn how to get a working structure for your fiction or memoir and how to create a blueprint for identifying the “beats” that shape and drive your story.
http://www.wice-paris.org/Default.aspx?pageId=968631&eventId=450947&EventViewMode=EventDetails

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