Report from April 22!

Report by Alberto, Pictures by Sabine Dundure (Full Album Here). Song to listen while reading this report: New Order – Blue Monday. Weekly poem: Those Winter Sundays by Robert Hayden, shared by Alex Manthei. Featured artists: Boutefeu. Theme: Strange. Even if many of us thought it was “Guilty Pleasures”.

“because people tell us not to wear short shorts.

because people tell us to get a car.

because people tell us to get a job.”

Why we run. By Evan Knight. (Long hair, left)

outside chat noirCrowd outside Au Chat Noir. A copy of OK among those pretentious intellectuals.

A crowd inside Au Chat Noir. Four Rounds. Three plus the whole waiting list! Round I: Claire, Melinda, Rebecca Larkin, Remi, Claire, Pearlann, Carissa. Round II: Brynn, Kristina, Jeff, Gabriel, Pallavi, Daniel, Boutefeu. Round III: Maryvonne. Liz, Alberto, Daniela, Alex, David Sirois, Ferdinand, Lauren. Round IV: Amel, Troy, Bill, Jennifer, James, Evan, Tom Sawyer, Bruce. Random Highlights:

After Pearlann says: David Says.                                I’m more concerned with the seeds                                                                                             of my orange than you.

I started my rapping career in the sixth grade.         I’m the Mmmmmm and the Ahhhhhh. (And it ended in the sixth grade)

My line will not wait.                                               It’s my first time here. But I’m not nervous. (Last metro or poetry urgency?)

Dinosaurs and Childhood.                                                              Liz lied. She doesn’t read OK. Aahahahahaha! (Creepy laugh with echo)                                   I bought it for her.

22(1)Revolt Revenge Reverse                                       Btch bzzz trsh trsh tdch tdch tbunz tbutbunz. are questioning the laws of our generation

Shining tasty given sacred Monday. See you next Monday. It will be a (guilty) pleasure.

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Report from Consequences 15th April 2013

Is death like passing through business class on the way out of a plane looking for something to steal? asked Cralan – featured poet down from Amsterdam, a high-energy Robinson Crusoe.

Sophia’s very existence was the result of a catalogue of consequences that took in affairs, the creation of Israel, an Egyptian biologist and World War Two. Thomas emailed his poems by mistake to the Head of Climate Change Finance at the New Zealand Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Melinda was menaced by the Grand Dame of Monoprix. Francesca clashed teeth. Hanniffa misses her lover, the Sun.

Kristina almost went to Stockholm. For Alberto, Paris glistens in the Sun, and this is as unexpected as the smile of a French woman. (There may be consequences for Alberto when more French women hear he said this; possibly a poem about Italian men.) Gabriel told us all about his Great Aunt Selma and explained his complicated family history. For David Sirois there were consequences to being born. For Rebecca there were consequences to her boyfriend being seduced in a shopping trolley by Somebody Else.

Devon slammed Robert Frost – something I’d never seen before; worked rather well actually. An exploding star cast a speck of cosmic dust in Evan’s eye. Pahlavi doesn’t think about the consequences. Charlies roasted his father’s heart, in akind of Norse myht from Birmingham. Liz is the no-toenail poet. Anass brought poetry in Arabic. Brynn found a box of mouldy Harlequin romances in an abandoned train station in Canada.  And Megan? Your problem, her father said, is that you think like a man but have all the desires of a woman.

So. Much to chew on between now and the next SpokenWord – Monday 22nd April at the Black Cat. Hosted by Alberto unless he is busy becoming a father. Theme STRANGE and we have a Québécois spoken word duo called Boutefeu as featured performers. Sign up from 7.30pm, poetics start underground at 8.30.

Thanks to Sabina for the photos.
Cheers all,

David

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Report From April 8: Swedish Girls?

Report by Alberto. Pictures by Sabine Dundure. Shuffle the full album here. Songs to listen while reading this report: Robyn – Call Your Girlfriend. Abba – Dancing Queen.

20Wel-Com-Na til Spoken Word Paris! Finally a very controversial theme: Swedish Girls. Opened by a real Swedish chick, Helene Ericsson:

du är flera

de manifesterar sig i handen

som håller för munnen när du skrattar

klamrar sig fast på insidan av din bröstkorg

som inspirationsbilder på badrumsspegeln

de talar om vikten av en hud där

ingenting fäster

there are tiny girls inside of you

manifesting themselves in the hand

that covers the mouth as you laugh

fixed to the inside of your ribcage

like inspiration pictures

taped to your bathroom mirror

they speak of the importance of

non-stick skin

21Then Amel sing-a-long “Dancin Queen”. Devon & Alexander The Great. Liz played chess while making love. (Or made love while playing chess)(I can’t remember) But she made up the rumour. James Bird’s bike got stolen. Diego explaining the meaning of Saudade. Pallavi Kidambi listens and sings Swedish Christmas songs all year round. Bibi’s scary Scandinavian jokerman.

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Yann: “Why are you so late Mr.Anderson?” Max: 2 Swedish Girls and a wandering Jew. The Swedish girls: “I never met a Jewish guy before, what is this religion about?” The Wandering Jew: “Definitely I’m not in New York anymore.” Gabriel against Sweden: “They don’t even have enough bread to close their sandwiches. First line: I have food on my face.” Super Kajsa & Ellen & Rebecca & all the Swedish girls in the house sang “Call Your Girlfriend” proving they’ve really took over Spoken Word Paris. Alberto’s in the southernmost beach bar of Europe with a Swedishish waitress, Alex Manthei’s hometowns gathering: Amsterdam, L.A., Tucson, Paris. Melinda is the new street singer of Montmartre, Christina ‘s French & Russian melodic poem.

088_edit16David Sirois: The sky is holding. Think about it. Ana Paz of Pandorica visiting us from London. “Who’s to blame.” Anna’s first time. Bruce loosening sphincters muscles, Fran’s Elephants and Bedrooms, Ferdinand’s love poem for his sweet Swedish Mermaid and Alias love poem for Lady Thatcher (That’s how we found out she’s dead!) Ben Norris: “We were having sex with earlier versions of ourselves”. Elisha Owen from Peckham SE15 to Stockholm. Kelly Joy missing her Hometown, singing a song from Kenya. Tough night,  if you want to deal with the Consequences, that’s the theme for Next Monday. David Barnes under the top hat. Special guest: Cralan Kelder. Performers irreplaceable: You all. Thanks. 08 18

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Cralan Kelder – featured Poet for April 15th

Bio: Cralan Kelder publications include Big Deal Rimbaud (smallMinded 2011), Give Some Word (Shearsman 2010), City Boy (Longhouse 2007), and Lemon Red (Coracle 2005). Kelder edits Retort and lives in Amsterdam with the evolutionary biologist Toby Kiers and their children.
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Report from March 25: Clichès!

Report by Alberto. Pictures by Sabine Dundure. Shuffle the whole album here.

It was a dark and stormy night, in Paris everyone one was wearing long sleeves striped shirt, smoking in cafès with a baguette under the armpit. The theme was clichès. Only the bravest performers showed up. They were Charles Patterson, Kajsa & Sara, David Barnes, David Jaggard, David Lewis. Enough with the Davids. Dareka. Pallavi Kidambi. Haniffa, Max, Kristina, The Good Slamaritan, David Leo Sirois, Troy, Sam, Anna, Amel&Alberto&Britney, Lucy Gelman, Evan, Bruce, Victor and our featured poet: Claire Trévien launching her new book “The Shipwrecked House.”

claireClichès Moments. David Sirois: “Many people think writing poems about flowers is cheesy.” Anna dedicating an “Ode to the average Joe”, Dareka: “For French Kissing we say turning a shovel.” Pallavi Kidambi’s questions to an Indian girl: “Are you Indian? Are you full Indian? Are you married? Did your parents arranged your marriage? What’s that dot mean? Do you worship cows? Why do you worship cows?

Poet's hand on heartCan you trust a poet with his hand on his heart?

Audience 1

Yes, we can.

SuppositoryHalf -in Suppository.

(If you want to learn how to drive in France with David Jaggard read the full article here.)

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If you want to learn Spanish and many other things…

See you next Monday, fools! (It’s April 1st).

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Report from Navigation, 18th March

We start at 8.30 now, sign up in person at the bar from 7.30pm. Photos by Sabine, report by David.

2nd crowd scene

Amel sang Rocketman, David Sirois navigated the magnetic clouds. Tyrannosaurus Rex spoke to the hairless monkeys, and Yann. Melinda was on a junior highway to Hell. Max went missing in Danemark. Christelle knows of island where we long to be marooned. Kristina read from Eugene Onegin in Russian. Carmen navigated Eros [insert agony here].

Mathew

Mathew

Alberto: “This poem sucks,” not his own poem but a translation of Neruda’s. Actually translation is a strange beast. For years I’ve loved the melancholy and angst of Neruda’s “Walking Around” only to discover that in Spanish its not like this at all but is a laugh a minute.

 
Gabriel promised to buy everyone a beer. “One beer. For everyone.” He was a spoken animal, scattering sound. Lisa Passold told of an eye operation that stranded her narrator in Paris. “Sure, you’re stranded in Paris.”

Crowd scene

Brandon met an old woman eating her clothes. Zachary saw subatomic humming birds and then “you are crawling up the Eiffel Tower, your eyes small and vengeful.” Joshua was the saint among the stragglers. Dot Devota drew conclusions in the protocol. While Jen K Dick dreamt the world began in a jar of orange neon. She presented some of her CERN poems and almost collapsed into giggles as she discussed the discovery of the Higgs-Bosom.

And lots of other stuff happened. More will certainly tonight. We have a Featured Reader – Claire Trévien, an anglo-Breton. From the blurb about her book The Shipwrecked House:

Anchors, shipwrecks, whales and islands abound in this first collection by Anglo-Breton poet Claire Trévien. These poems are sketches, lyrics, dreams, and experiments in language as sound.
Trévien’s is a surreal vision, steeped in myth and music, in which everything is alive and – like the sea itself – constantly shifting form. Fishermen become owls; one woman turns into a snake, another gives birth to a tree; a glow-worm might be a wasp or ‘a toy on standby’. Struck through with brilliant and sometimes sinister imagery reminiscent of Pan’s Labyrinth or an Angela Carter novel, The Shipwrecked House is a unique and hallucinatory debut from a poet-to-watch.

Tonight’s theme: clichés.
Sign up from 7.30 in the bar.
First round starts at 8.30pm

Cheers,
David

Dot Devota

Dot Devota

Zachary Schomburg

Zachary Schomburg

Helene

Helene

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TimeOut article: Spokenword au Chat Noir

Article en français.

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Report from March 11

By Alberto. Pictures by Sabine Dundure. Full Album Here.

SecrecyTheme: Secrecy

Cristelle as Pastry-Chef, The two following poets decided to pay tribute to our special guest: Pansy Maurer Alvarez’s  wrote a sonnet, a response to “This Plot” by Alice Notley  from her collection In The Pines (Penguin, 2007).  Amy Hollowell re-upholstered “1992.” Thomas was able to make it in 22.5 seconds. Cristina Vezzaro’s love story (telling). Alberto’s moles and coins and fountains. Gabriel’s duo. Moe’s took us back in the good old days when he first met Alice Notley, our Featured Poet Tonight:

Alice Notley

Alice Notley, a protagonist of the second generation of the New York school, has published over thirty books of poetry. She has received the American Academy of Arts and Letters Award, the Poetry Society of America’s Shelley Award, the Los Angeles Times Book Award for Poetry and she was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. Alice writes: “The first poem was Jack Would Speak Through The Imperfect Medium Of Alice. I read it from my book Grave of Light: New and Selected Poems 1976-2005. The other is the first half of a poem called I Went Down There, which is available in an online journal called Trickhouse.” (Click here)

Dareka goes multilingual before running back to the Downtown slam. Maryan Abdi is Isabella, Claudio’s sister in Measure for Measure:

Maryan                                                                                                                                      Isabella

Just to remind you how it always ends up in Shakespeare’s:               Full Article Here.

shakespear's tragedies

Devon’s crisis of roses upon us, David Barnes’s story about Jacko (He managed to eat an entire packet of Fisherman’s Friends!). David Sirois leads us through the land of Porcupines, sorry, through the great mystery of all time. And Sam, maybe inspired by Maryan, on his first attempt to write a Shakespearian Sonnet:

A Sonnet about Chimps by Sam Rossi-Harries

 Sam

“Of all the animals in the zoo,

I know a cheeky little imp,

Who beats the others, through and through,

I’m talking, of course, of the glorious chimp.

You can keep your zebras, keep your snakes,

Your boring hippos and giraffes,

Even the lion? Gimme a break,

The noble Chimp looks on laughs.

But keep one as a pet? No way.

The partnership just wouldn’t fit,

Imagine him in my kitchen, wanking away,

Or in my bedroom, flinging shit.

Oh chimp! I bow before your grace,

but you come near my house and I’ll kick you in the face.”

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Dan’s Mountain song closing part two. Victor leaving the French Music History for Calipso. But don’t worry he’ll be doing a  resume (one hour long!) here at the Chat Noir on Wednesday March 20! Carmen enters tonight’s sonnets competition. Wanda O’ Connor from Montreal: “Is struggle less honorable? Soon I’ll drink tea.” Pallavi crossing the border, will she be able to get back to the States? Evan after reading Moby Dick. Diego: “Armstrong is gone” (Neil or Lance). The accappella quartet Sara, Rebecka, Elsa and Kajsa introducing one of the most challenging themes of Spoken Word in April: Swedish Girls. Alex read two poems from the magazine Two Words For (He’s the editor in chief). Check it out. Jilann’s secret song and Helen’s sleep well Impro. It’s Over. For this Monday. Next Monday we’ll start earlier! Sign up from 7.30 pm! See you there! Theme: Navigation.

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Packed week of poetry March 18th-22nd

Dear Spokenworders,

There is a lot going on next week:
See below, but full details are at:
http://parisreadingsmonthlylisting.blogspot.fr/

Monday – Lisa Passold & Jen Dick both launching books
19.00 at Chez Grace (46 rue des Abesses, 75018 Paris, 3rd floor, email Jen for door code at fragment78 AT gmail.com)

then they’re running across town to be featured readers in Round 2 at:

20.30 SPOKENWORD au Chat Noir Note we’re starting earlier!!!!Also, we’re ONLY gonna sign up people when they arrive in the bar.This is because it seems harsh on people who turn up early & find the list already full.Me or Alberto will be there taking names from 7.30pm

Tuesday – IVY WRITERS
19.30 at DELAVILLE cafe (Au salon au 1er étage–qui est enfin ouvert! 34 blvd Bonne Nouvelle, M° Bonne Nouvelle) Joshua Marie Wilkinson, Dot Devota, Brandon Shimoda et Zachary Schomburg qui liront des extraits de leurs ouvrages ainsi que des inédits. Une lecture des nouvelles traductions par des écrivains et traducteurs français se feront par Jacques Rebotier, Virginie Poitrasson, et Paul Laborde.

Friday 22nd – POETS LIVE
8:30 pm. at le BAL (in the gallery space, 6, impasse de la Défence , 75018 Paris, Métro: Place de Clichy) After a short winter break Poets Live is back for the Printemps des Poètes with an evening of poetry and song, featuring guest Kerry Featherstone from the UK and the two Paris based poets, Pansy Maurer-Alvarez and Rufo Quintavalle. There will be a book/CD table as well as a drinks table.

Cheers all, David

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Persuasion

It’s almost victory day here in town, to mis-quote James Jewell who was here for the European launch of his chapbook, Ships Made of Fake Fur. The night began with Rachel singing – our youngest ever Spokenworder. Huge numbers of people. Come early if you want to be on the list. Usual crappy bar service.

Some stuff folks did: Alex dug from the general hunch of him. Translated into Italian and French. Christelle has a response for tous qui n’aiment pas les Parisiens. Melinda was on a junior highway to Hell. Paul Salamone ranted about Germans:

“Germans don’t smile ‘cos the German language destroys the smile muscles… French sounds like trombones discussing restaurants.”

Catch him doing stand up and learning German in Berlin.

Alberto told a story about learning to read and being confused by his grandfather when the last Pope died.

“It’s written everywhere Dad is dead. Is Dad dead?” – Little Alberto

“Well then it must be true…” – mean grandfather

Katie: communion is a priest with greasy fingers, sharing chips through his chapped lips. Gabriel emitted his baritone mating call. James Jewell read various things from his chapbook and not from his chapbook. Melissa did Chaplin’s speech from The Great Dictator. Kirk advised filming airport security when they try to grope your mother. Victor merely mentioned Gainsbourg and a beer glass spontaneously exploded. Yann Icus chose a bulletproof breakfast. “Plants are people too!” said David Sirois before embarking on some poems to plants, principally ones outside his window and on his fire escape. Chelsea: I am a grotesque watching beautiful people on the metro. The best things are both clumsy and passionate.

Bruce collected junk. David Jaggard tried to persuade us to steal. Devon shared his own lunatic dreams. Troy’s frogs barked in the distance. Dan loves physics. Sam had a poem to The Shard in London and an ode to cricket. While you were sleeping, Carmen drank your pomegranate wine. HLn improvised with squelettes and cacahouètes.

Tomorrow, Monday 11th, we have Alice Notley as featured reader in the first round – one of the big names in poetry. The theme is SECRECY. Shhh! And all the usual chaos. Get there early if you want to sign up.

Thanks to Sabine for the photos. And Allison for the drawing of the Black Cat.
Cheers all,
David

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